Jesus’ TED Talk #4: Be like unto Katie

Ruling in my kingdom means being a hospitable space for Katie to be Katie and for you to be you. But if instead you introduce Katie to the global Game of rivalry and hate, it would better for you to sleep with the fishes in concrete shoes. Woe to the world for the games it wants to play with Katie! Woe to the advertisers who will teach her to despise herself so that she will buy their products! Woe to the politicians who will turn Katie into just another hate-cog for their political machines! Woe to that sicko who lures Katie into The Game.

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Wang surgery no substitute for Jesus

FROM: BroPaul [mailto:paul@apostles.org, SMTP:jesus.trinity.div/?resurrected=TRUE; ?father.trinity.div=TRUE; ?mail.human.gov=FALSE];
TO: All Users (Galatia) [mailto:AllUsers@galatia.trinity.div]
SUBJECT: RE: Eating lunch next to people with non-surgically-altered wangs
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If someone tries to convince you that you have to convince God to like you, do NOT let their delusion become yours. SCREW THAT.

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