Breaking up with Slavery is hard to do

PlantersbrideA boy named Joe and Slavery were in love.  They did everything together. But after a while, his friends started bad-mouthing Slavery.

They started spreading rumors and blaming Slavery for everything bad in the world.

So Joe decided to break up with Slavery—even though she had done so much for him.

As soon as she was gone, Joe realized that life was very different without Slaves… He was feeling a little sad, so he went to the kitchen to get something to eat but without Slaves, he didn’t have many options.

Joe quickly realized that without Slavery, his home didn’t seem much like home anymore.

A group of anti-property-rights activists want you to break up with Slavery this Valentine’s Day. But breaking up is hard to do when Slavery make most things in life possible….

Visit our website and find out more about why you shouldn’t break up with Slavery this Valentine’s Day!


The above is the transcript of this video by the Environmental Policy Alliance, with the word “Slavery” replacing “Fossil Fuels.”

Thanks to Brian McLaren for the idea of doing this word-replacement exercise.

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  1. thyrymn says:

    A boy named Joe and The Emergent Church were in love. They did everything
    together. But after a while, his friends started bad-mouthing The Emergent Church

    They started spreading rumors and blaming The Emergent Church for everything bad in the world.

    So Joe decided to break up with The Emergent Church—even though she had done so much for him.

    As soon as she was gone, Joe realized that life was very different
    without The Emergent Church… He was feeling a little sad, so he went to the kitchen
    to get something to eat but without The Emergent Church, he didn’t have many options.

    Joe quickly realized that without The Emergent Church, his home didn’t seem much like home anymore.

    A group of anti-property-rights activists want you to break up with
    Slavery this Valentine’s Day. But breaking up is hard to do when The Emergent Church
    make most things in life possible….

    Works for all topics! No thought required!

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